I have no text messaging and life goes on...

A few days ago, in a mad rush to get to my car, I dropped my phone for the 278,395 time since I bought it more than 1 1/2 years ago. Thinking nothing of it, I grabbed it, brushed off some gravel and jumped into my car. A few minutes later, my phone begins to ring and I grab it to see who is calling me. To my sudden horror, my phone had decided to no longer allow me to see anything on my phone. No caller id, no phone book, no text messaging! Gone are the days of ignoring pesky callers. Gone are the days of having every possible friends' (and some not quite friends) phone numbers. Gone are the days of late night sexy text chat.

Suprisingly, I feel a bit liberated. I merely just don't answer my phone anymore. When I hear the ring that informs me I have a text message, I simply check off another person thinking that I am ignoring them. Really, the important friends have figured it out and know to leave me a message. The rest just think I am a jerk. After three weeks of this (yes, three weeks) I was finally able to convince Sprint to give me a new phone for free (gotta love the powerful methods of persuasion and sex appeal). The phone should be arriving sometime this coming week. If I have ignored you, I apologize.